Mad Elf
A Christmas Ale
Troegs Brewery
Be very careful with this crazy elf. The high content of alcohol makes this a dangerous beer. I can't believe some of the things that come out of my mouth after consuming just a few of these beers.
When drinking this beer with relatives you don't like, avoid the topics of politics, religion, sports, shopping, family, friends, dogs, cats, nature, traffic, holidays, baking, television, prison reform, traveling, reading, singing, water boarding, trash pick up, gardening, solar energy, sail boats, in-laws, bus schedules, shoes, the value of a coach purse, mink hats, the rain forest, The Red Sox, China, the Boy Scouts, Tom's shoes, Route 66, Save the Whale, Wall Street, New Years Eve plans, Chinese food, chocolate ice cream, foot odor, who makes the best holiday pies or any topic really. When you have a few mad elves in you, your thought process goes mad.
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