Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Riding A Camel



Riding A Camel
My Parents
Egypt
1984

While they were great travelers, they were not very interested in photography.  They didn't take lots of photos and they rarely took photos of each other.  But this photo showed up one day when I was going through their photo drawer in the den.  As a matter of fact 30 of these photos were shoved in there.

"What's this?" I asked my dad.

"I don't know.  Your mother must have ordered them for some reason.  Throw them out.  It's just junk we don't need," was my father's response.  It was his usual response to most things.  Nothing was sentimental to him.  For me, everything is sentimental so I grabbed the 30 photos and stuffed them in my purse.

The photos sat on my desk for about 10 years and then, at long last,  I came up with a use for them. At the time, I was a high school principal. Whenever a teacher did something commendable, I put one of these photos in his/her mailbox with a little note, "Thank you for your good work. As a small token of appreciate, please accept this photo of my parents.  They are very dear to me."

I thought this was hysterical.  The first few faculty member to receive the photo thought it was creepy.  But then, enough had been distributed that it became a faculty joke and the photos were showing up on teachers' bulletin boards.

A teacher reported to me that one kid asked her, "What's with this old couple on the camel? I'm seeing this photo everywhere."

The teacher replied, "I don't know who they are but I love the camel.  Don't you."

There was no further discussion and I was sorry when I ran out of photos, because in their own silly way, they did stand as a statement to the teachers' good work.


Monday, October 30, 2017

Master of None

Master of None

I can’t:


  • Assemble an electronic device
  • Blow glass
  • Change the oil in my car
  • Climb a mountain
  • Cook
  • Cut down a tree
  • Dance the salsa
  • Dentistry
  • Design a building
  • Design an APP for my IPhone
  • Dissect a frog
  • Do yoga
  • Drive a large truck
  • Drive a train
  • Extract a tooth
  • Fix my car
  • Fix my lawn mower
  • Fly a plane
  • Fly on a trapease
  • Flying a plane
  • Haul a boat
  • Jump rope
  • Keep an orderly household
  • Knit
  • Lift anything over 20 pounds
  • Load music on to my IPod
  • Make a movie
  • Make furniture
  • Make shoes
  • Maneuver a sedgeway
  • Paint a room
  • Paint/draw
  • Perform surgery
  • Pick up a dead animal
  • Play an instrument
  • Play football
  • Plumbing
  • Raise pigs, cows, horses and other farm animals
  • Read music
  • Ride a bike across America
  • Roller skate/ice skate
  • Sail
  • Sew
  • Shoot a gun
  • Sing well
  • Skateboard
  • Speak a foreign language
  • Swim
  • Tap dancing
  • Throw a baseball
  • Train a dog
  • Train an elephant
  • Tune a piano
  • Use a chain saw
  • Walk on stilts
  • Weld


Saturday, October 28, 2017

Baltimore Cemetery


BALTIMORE CEMETERY

Baltimore, MD

I've seen this place several times as I wandered around Baltimore.  It always intrigued me as
all cemeteries do.  So I stopped in and was stunned at how dead this place is.  I know that sounds 
ridiculous, what else would a cemetery be but dead. But this one is different.  The graves are so old, 
there are no more mourners left to come and visit. So it sits, abandoned and without emotions, without 
care or dignity.