Mad Elf
Be Warned: 11% Alcohol
This Beer Is Dangerous
I once went in to a local corner room tap room and found this beer on tap. It was happy hour so all pints were just $2. I downed the first pint and ordered a second one before the end of happy hour. The second one was a little more difficult to consume but I didn't leave a drop.
When I went to get off the bar stool, I was a little light-headed. I had a buzz. And after I took a few steps, I realized I was loaded. I knew I couldn't drive. But I left my car at work and I had to get home.
My friend drove me home and I left my car at work. Someone had to pick me up in the morning, although I should have called in sick as I spent the evening throwing up from too much alcohol.
So now, this beer is off my consumption list. No more for me thanks.
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