Thursday, February 23, 2017

Feeling Better

Feeling Better
Philadelphia, PA
Summer 1979


I am cramped in an airport limousine. There are seven of us in this stuffed van heading to the Newark Airport. A man complains about the heat and his headache. The woman beside me turns to him and offers him a moist towelette to wipe his face.


“Here, take this Stay- and-dry. Go ahead, wipe your face with it. It will make you feel better. I want saw a man have a heart attack. And I gave him one of these. His wife wiped his face with it and he said he felt 100% better right away”, she said not even realizing how ridiculous the statement was.