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Cataracts Are Coming
Charlestown, MD
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August 23, 2013
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Charlestown, MD
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August 23, 2013
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I went to the eye doctor yesterday. She told me I am developing cataracts. But she said me I shouldnt worry because I probably wont need surgery for another 20 years. I didnt have the heart to tell her that I wasn't worried because I will probably be dead in 20 years.
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Bridget! Don't say that!
Elias, i will be 102 in 20 years. that's old.
You'll never see it coming....
Bridget, same thing happened to me! How did this happen? In my mind (and heart) I am three or so years younger than my youngest daughter. Lol.
Wait, Bridget, your math has to be off! 102? - no way!
i was born in 1911. I think I look pretty good for my age, dont you?
haha
I was so confused...the math wasn't working out...too funny.
You know you will live another 50 years!!! Lol!
Don't put down a deposit...
Bridget,my mom is 84 years young and is more active now then when she was younger. You have more than 20 years left in you!
Stop it!
Domenic Pedante, yes and they come with beer coolers.
You, Vicki, Karen, Jaye and I can live in a compound and drink wine and watch Vicki try and find her keys and clothes!
Oh yeah, don't forget K.T.
Hopefully when your retirement runs out, it'll be after my wife and I set up our veteran's retreat in St. Croix! I know I could find a worthy job for you and it'll be in the Caribbean!
@dennis, I can be the beer master. Can I bring Fonda, Vicki, Jaye, Kt and Karen . They are a lot of fun.
Sounds like a plan!
Dom, she is getting old. Memory is always the first to go. She already promised me the kayaks. You can have the coolers.
@ K.T., you all can keep the kayaks and the tents! I'll keep the homemade sangria flowing! Oh, yeah, I will help Murph Dog find her keys!
Fonda, you can be the Vicki watcher, It was my job at5 Gabby' wedding. Exhausting!
Fonda,I forgot about the tens. Bridgey, can I have the teepee tent?
I'll be the cook at the retreat but I don't want any responsibilities other than making it restful, fun and filled with good drink and food.
You have to stop talking about your premature demise!
Still love your sense of humor
You r certifiably insane!!!
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Please remind me to kick your ass to the moon the next time I see you.
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