Friday, August 26, 2016

Total Wine and More

Total Wine and More
A Great, Great Liquor Store
Wilmington, DE
July 2010

I walked into the liquor store which boasts over a thousand varieties of fine wines from all over the world. I don’t ask for help because I’m embarrassed by what I want. I try to find my wine on my own but I can’t.

The store clerk sees me circling the aisles and comes up to me, ” Miss, can I help you find something?” in a tone so helpful that I surrender and tell him what I want.

“I’m a little embarrassed with all this fine wine” I tell him, “but I am looking for Riunite. Do you  even carry that wine here?” I ask.

He  makes a jester by kissing his fingers answers to me with an Italian accent,” ah, Riunite, the Italian Coca-Cola”.  He laughs and takes me to a section the back of the store.  Bottles of Riunite sit with a large selection of other bottles of cheap wine.

 “If I may redeem myself”,  I tell the clerk, “ I am going to take this wine and make popsicles.”

His face lights up and now he sees me as genius.  "What a fantastic idea. Enjoy!”


I leave the store with just a moment of believing that I won his admiration.