Things I'm Never Up For
Things I’m Never Up For, No Matter What
- 80’s music
- Baby showers
- Baking
- Budweiser beer
- Buying heating oil
- Buying stockings
- Christmas celebrations
- Cigarette smoking
- Cold, cold mornings
- Cooking
- Cutting the lawn
- Dancing
- Discos
- Dogs and cats
- Doing my taxes
- Doing the laundry
- Easter celebrations
- Eating peas and cooked carrots
- Engaging in a political conversation
with an evangelical conservative redneck
- Exercise classes
- Fast food restaurants
- Getting an oil change
- Getting up in the morning
- Going through security at the
airport
- Going to church
- Going to the dentist
- Going to the zoo
- Heavy metal music
- High heeled shoes
- Hiking
- Holding babies
- Horseback riding
- Ice storms
- Junk mail
- Looking at someone’s taxidermy statutes
- Making my bed
- Monday mornings
- Nightmares
- Overpriced restaurants
- Paying the electric bill
- Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
- People talking in the movies
- Picking up a trap with a dead mouse
- Playing board games
- Playing candy land or monopoly
- Playing coquette
- Putting on make-up
- Rainy weekends
- Roller skating
- Saying the rosary
- Science fiction movies
- Sewing and knitting
- Shots of whiskey
- Shove snow
- Skiing
- Smoky bars
- Snotty waiters
- Speaking French: my French is
terrible
- Sweaty feet
- Swimming in the ocean
- Traffic jams
- Traveling on a small boat; I get terrible
sea sickness
- Unpacking after a great trip
- Watching tennis, baseball, wrestling
and ice hockey
- Watching TV sitcoms
- Wearing a dress
- Wedding showers
- Weeding the garden
- Yoga classes
