Random Thoughts about Tanzania
2016
2016
- · Cheap gin that tastes awful, absolutely awful
- · Red clay roads
- · Beat up, old cars and cracked windshields
- · Lush green foliage
- · Rice fields
- · “Whip whip woo, whip whip woo, whip whip woo”, sings a bird right outside my window. He offers this song and then pauses, rests a bit and gives the sequences again and again, all day long.
- · “Asante”- thank you
- · Constant honking of the horns
- · Colorful sarongs and fabric adorn the women
- · Crowded markets
- · Lots of school children in colorful uniforms, going back and forth to school all day long
- · Small public buses, crammed with lots and lots of people
- · Gentle breezes of hot air
- · “Victoria Lake is twice the size of Switzerland,” our Swiss acquaintance tells me. “It is really quiet a massive lake.”
- · The ferry ride across Victoria Lake costs 20 cents.
- · No street lights make for dark, dark roads once the sun goes down.
- · Long-horned bulls that are shepherded by little boys who are no more than four or five years old.
- · Beers- Tuskers, Kilimanjaro, Serengeti, Safari, and Balimini (my preferred beer, the beer with the most taste but still not favorable enough for me)
- · Dancing, jumping with the Maasi women. They jump better than I do. My feet didn’t really leave the ground.
- · The Serengeti- the endless plains
- · Lions, leopards, cheetahs, giraffe, elephants, rhinos, wildebeests, hippos, hyenas, monkeys, baboons, zebras, impalas, gazelles and lots and lots of birds
- · Titsey flies and other bugs that bite us all day long
- · A once corrupt government trying to right its wrongs
- · Umbrella trees
- · Mosquito nets
- · A sky full of stars
- · A people who love to offer greetings to one another: “Hello, welcome. How is your family? How is your mother? Greetings to you Mama.”
- · An obsession with chips. French fires are served at most meals.
- · Emilee, our driver who can maneuver through the rough roads of the Serengeti and still keep an eagle eye out for wildlife. He can spot a cheetah a mile away.
- · Safari trucks, caked with mud
- · Narrow streams of water, filled with hippo dung
- · Sparrows coming right up to our plates while we are still at the table
- · Endless police cars, stopping drivers along the roads, looking for bribes.
- · Massive Balboa trees
- · A treacherous hike to the water falls
- · Women sitting in a dark bar, drinking banana beer. Their husbands are at another bar with the other “daddas” doing the same thing. They only drink as a couple on weekends.
- · Woodcarvings of elephants, rhinos, giraffes, warriors
- · Paintings of women, warriors and villages
- · Bead work- bracelets, wedding necklaces
- · “Karibu”- welcome
- · “Jambo”- hello (a greeting used mostly for tourists)
- · Street merchants wakening between the cars stuck in traffic, selling everything and anything: popcorn, water, chewing gum, thigh busters, buckets, batteries, candy, flowers, coat hangers, tissues, anything they can handle with ease and exchange quickly so they don’t hold up traffic.

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