Things I Have Never Said
- I love getting up early in the morning.
- Donald Trump is so intelligent.
- I'm a good cook.
- I'm running a marathon.
- Pass me a cigarette.
- I'm sorry I never had children.
- Speaking a foreign language is so easy for me.
- I was an honor roll student in high school.
- Wasn't that a great episode of Game of Thrones.
- I love paying taxes.
- I'll take a whiskey.
- I'd like to buy a first class ticket for my flight.
- Yea, you can move in with me. That would be OK.
- I'm so happy to be getting my mammogram today.
- Those heels aren't high enough.
- Baseball is so exciting. I could watch it for hours.
- No, shaving my legs is not a big, fat pain in the ass.
- Do you want fires with that?
- I don't mind working on the holidays.
- Please pass the liver and onions.
- I'm too thin.
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